Scene: An airplane, with its engines engulfed in flames, is plummeting towards a hospital.
New Hero: Shit. What do I do? There’re so many people that are going to die. What do I do? What do I do? Calm down. “Just think about saving one person,” that’s what he said right? Okay, I can do this.
*whizz* *craaak* *wooft*
Scene: The plane, with the fire now extinguished, sits carefully, but securely on the hospital’s roof. All the passengers and patients are safe.
Reporter: Wow Hero! You really saved the day. Weren’t you scared?
New Hero: I just imagined my mom was on the plane, and so I just knew I had to try.
Reporter: Did you know that the plane was full of time travelers, including Baby Hitler?
New Hero: Wait. What? What are you saying?
Bystander: HEY! THIS ASSHOLE JUST SAVED BABY HITLER!
Crowd: BOO! BOO!
New Hero: I-i-it’s not like that! I… I just saved like a thousand people!
Crowd: BOO! HITLER SAVER!
Howard The Duck: I think you this milkshake is for you.